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Section 8 Clan Forums Welcome to the Section 8 Clan forums! 2020-11-03T14:39:23-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/feed.php?f=12 2020-11-03T14:39:23-05:00 2020-11-03T14:39:23-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9347&p=20297#p20297 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: Nilrem's Press 2 November 2020]]> Statistics: Posted by edgewarewolf — November 3rd, 2020, 2:39 pm


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2020-11-03T08:58:36-05:00 2020-11-03T08:58:36-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9347&p=20296#p20296 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: Nilrem's Press 2 November 2020]]> Statistics: Posted by Trogg — November 3rd, 2020, 8:58 am


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2020-11-02T21:41:48-05:00 2020-11-02T21:41:48-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9347&p=20295#p20295 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Nilrem's Press 2 November 2020]]> WEEDS AND VINES GROW OUT OF CONTROL AS LANDSCAPE CREWS FIGHT TO THE DEATH


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The ruins of a kindergarten, smashed to pieces in an airstrike. The grass in the area clearly hasn't been mowed in weeks.


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Vines overtake the water tower, weeds take the ground. Unlike the Outer Limits, no one is in control of the horizontal or the vertical aspects of this scene.

November 2nd -- A date that will likely be forgotten as soon as tomorrow saw a series of unpredictable events unfold that left a small farming community in ruins. Two landscaping crews lay at the center of the destruction. The cause of the carnage was an apparently weeks long argument over which company was responsible for bagging the clippings left behind in the neighborhood after the jobs were completed.

"One day they're out there with mowers, blowers, and trimmers..." said one witness, the owner of a gas station in the area, "...and the next day they've got AK47s and M60s. There was even a helicopter that nearly blew up the dang water tower!"

Another resident, whose library was destroyed, said that the thing more shocking than the violence was how heavily armed these landscape crews were. "Fighter jets conducted multiple precision airstrikes, RPGs were flying all over." He said, "One thing is for sure, if they're able to afford that we've been vastly overpaying for their services."

When told to go to the scene to provide more information on this story, our investigative journalist reportedly replied, "It's grass. Who gives a damn about that?" It's unlikely there will be any further developments.

Statistics: Posted by Nilrem — November 2nd, 2020, 9:41 pm


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2020-11-01T10:37:35-05:00 2020-11-01T10:37:35-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20294#p20294 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: well we just got power back on]]> Next time your standing on your porch put on that old football helmet you wouldn't want to get hit with one of those signs

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2020-10-31T17:05:45-05:00 2020-10-31T17:05:45-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20293#p20293 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: well we just got power back on]]> Statistics: Posted by edgewarewolf — October 31st, 2020, 5:05 pm


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2020-10-30T20:12:43-05:00 2020-10-30T20:12:43-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20292#p20292 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: well we just got power back on]]>
2020 is close to it's end. Let's hope we all make it out in decent shape! :)

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2020-10-30T17:34:31-05:00 2020-10-30T17:34:31-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20291#p20291 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: well we just got power back on]]> Statistics: Posted by [s*8].pitbull — October 30th, 2020, 5:34 pm


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2020-10-30T13:57:30-05:00 2020-10-30T13:57:30-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20289#p20289 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: well we just got power back on]]>

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2020-10-30T10:29:26-05:00 2020-10-30T10:29:26-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20288#p20288 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: well we just got power back on]]>
fast food like McDonalds and burger king are missing their signs. I talked to someone who drove down beach Blvd./hwy 90 says it is a total mess and not recommend to drive on it. which I didn't.

people were pretty quick cleaning up their yards what they could. now the city has to come pick up the big piles of tree limbs.

and now our eyes is looking out toward the Atlantic as another storm is forming out there.

see y'all in the game

Statistics: Posted by edgewarewolf — October 30th, 2020, 10:29 am


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2020-10-29T22:05:23-05:00 2020-10-29T22:05:23-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9346&p=20287#p20287 <![CDATA[Off Topic • well we just got power back on]]>
a tornado landed across the street from us and uprooted an big oak tree roots and all and torn up some other stuff down the street.

we had some huge limbs landed in our front yard as well as up and down the street. thank goodness storm surge was not as high as it could off been. we saw water coming up at the end of the street hiding our way but it stopped quite a ways away.

thank goodness for that.

no damage to our house can't say the same for others.

power was turned on faster than expected. they originally predicted several days. since a lot of transformers did blow last night. we could hear them popping all over town.

that's the good news the bad news is there is another one out there and not sure where it is going just yet.

Statistics: Posted by edgewarewolf — October 29th, 2020, 10:05 pm


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2020-10-25T08:03:56-05:00 2020-10-25T08:03:56-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9343&p=20277#p20277 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: Nilrem's Press 24 October 2020]]> Statistics: Posted by Trogg — October 25th, 2020, 8:03 am


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2020-10-24T16:12:39-05:00 2020-10-24T16:12:39-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9343&p=20274#p20274 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: Nilrem's Press 24 October 2020]]> Statistics: Posted by edgewarewolf — October 24th, 2020, 4:12 pm


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2020-10-24T15:59:42-05:00 2020-10-24T15:59:42-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9343&p=20273#p20273 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Nilrem's Press 24 October 2020]]>
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ABOVE: Several cars explode as a fragmentation grenade goes off

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ABOVE: The neighborhood after the calamity. There are no pictures of it from before the damage, apparently it wasn't photogenic to begin with. Some say it has always looked like this.


October 24th -- three entire blocks of a neighborhood lay in ruins tonight after a paintball game went very wrong. It all started as a group of kids were playing tag and eventually brought paintball guns into the mix. Hardly expert marksmen, many of the participants of the game missed their intended targets and ended up coating the neighborhood with paint. Investigators believe that at some point one of the paintball guns was loaded with red paint and one of the more stupid players believed he had actually been shot with live ammunition. Naturally he pulled out a real firearm and began blasting. In a rather odd and inexplicable turn of events, it seems everyone in the area had actual firearms, clay more mines, C4, and even RPGs ready to go. The result was the nearly instant destruction of a large portion of the town in the span of barely fifteen minutes. There was not a vehicle left unharmed by sunset. The National Guard was called in to suppress the violence but refused to respond saying that, "...the neighborhood didn't have very much valuable real estate" and "it would be better to let God sort things out."

Statistics: Posted by Nilrem — October 24th, 2020, 3:59 pm


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2020-10-19T07:12:56-05:00 2020-10-19T07:12:56-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9339&p=20265#p20265 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: BREAKING NEWS! Cause of Crash Discovered]]> :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2020-10-19T07:05:44-05:00 2020-10-19T07:05:44-05:00 http://forums.section8clan.com/viewtopic.php?t=9339&p=20264#p20264 <![CDATA[Off Topic • Re: BREAKING NEWS! Cause of Crash Discovered]]> Statistics: Posted by FBO — October 19th, 2020, 7:05 am


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