About an hour and a half later....
Well the credits are rolling now...where to begin with this? I’ve already pointed at the quaility of the script. The plot’s desperation for significance is overwhelming. Another film that has no originality to it.
We have a muscle bound, long-haired, blonde super hero man; whom the ladies are supposed fawn over, using a weapon only he can wield to fight his half-brother to save a highly advanced kingdom whose main city can only be accessed by a magical bridge.
That’s right, I just saw Underwater Thor.
But the borrowing from other films doesn’t end there. The writers apparently loved Harry Potter so much that they sprinkled in a dash of the “pure blood vs half-breed” concept. And let’s not forget a hint of Captain Planet’s legendary and sickening environmentalist brainwashing.
Then to top it all off they conclude the film by having The Little Mermaid meet Star Wars.
It’s an annoying collage of talking points and an outright confusing conglomeration of piss poor dialogue, obvious green screen effects and horribly dated CGI that makes Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within look like they used live actors.
Not worth seeing, even when it inevitably hits Netflix and you’ve technically already paid for it.
Whoever wrote the commercials claiming it was the number one movie in America apparently got their data from the same polling source that said Hillary was going to win in 2016.Statistics: Posted by Nilrem — January 30th, 2019, 12:53 am
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