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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 13th, 2014, 9:58 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 14th, 2014, 5:45 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 15th, 2014, 7:05 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 16th, 2014, 8:46 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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This ones for RAT! Student- I don’t think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher-I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 16th, 2014, 8:48 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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Um, yeah, others can join in watcha got???
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 17th, 2014, 8:59 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 20th, 2014, 9:01 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 21st, 2014, 6:49 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 22nd, 2014, 9:18 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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From Mr3 and myself.
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
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_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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[s*8].mikenbrit
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Posted: October 23rd, 2014, 7:20 am |
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Joined: May 8th, 2014, 3:05 pm Posts: 189 Location: Cape Coral FL
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For Jenn and Miss M A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What was he wearing Woman: I don’t remember exactly Inspector: Was somebody with him ????????? Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together. The woman started crying Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!
_________________ Perfection is unattainable, but if we strive for it we may catch excellence - Unknown Remember winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is! - Lombardi
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