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CAUSE OF CRASH FOUND!

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Pictured Above: The crash site of the helicopter.
Bottom Picture: The pile of terrorist bodies.


In a rather unusual turn of events in the Middle East, authorities have found that the cause of a helicopter crash in a small town was pilot distraction. The CH-47 Chinook Helicopter went down in the town square around 0300 hours last week, just after receiving an assignment to insert a team to put a stop to what appeared to be a back alley brawl involving several terrorists. It was hoped that at least one terrorist could be captured alive and interrogated. The bodies of several terrorists were found at the location of the reported brawl. But in the strangest twist of the whole story, investigators have determined no brawl took place. The official cause of death has been listed as auto-erotic asphyxiation brought on during the most bizarre ritualistic suicide orgy any of the investigators had ever seen. No goats, dead or alive, were found at the location.

"We can only imagine what that may have looked like from an aircraft through Night Vision Goggles." said one of the investigators adding that, "it must have been quite the disturbing scene like a mass of human spaghetti rolling around on the ground."

Authorities now believe that the helicopter crew arrived to find the deadly mass orgy in progress, became distracted by what they saw, and failed to observe that the helicopter was flying towards a building. The impact was mild but caused power loss to the number two engine which resulted in the helicopter impacting the ground hard enough to break in two. More on this absurd story as the author makes it up....er... it develops.


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